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Crazy Preggo Dreams- The Illustrated Edition

You've heard people say that Preggos have crazy dreams, right? Considering that my "normal" dreams are usually pretty intense and "plot heavy" (think the Bourne Identity playing inside my head every.single.night), you'd guess my preggo nighttime entertainment might get a little bizarre.

You'd be right.

I've been documenting my dreams since I got pregnant 8 months ago. I kid you not, these are the word-for-word, no "liberties taken for the sake of entertainment" dreams I've had since that time. My husband can attest! 

So now I give you my Crazy Preggo Dreams, the Illustrated Edition. Feel free to analyze and interpret them in any way you see fit in a comment. Or just laugh. or be scared.

#1 The Intervention
My family called for a family intervention for me, because they didn't like the color I'd dyed my color.
Crazy Preggo Dreams, illustrated. these are so ridiculous! #funny #pregnancy #humor #drawing #clevernest

#2 Prehistoric Peril
Our submarine shipwrecked on an exotic island. The crew (played by my close friends in real life, Ayla, Jordan, Ryan, Denay) and I disembarked, and were promptly chased by T-Rexes.
Crazy Preggo Dreams, illustrated. these are so ridiculous! #funny #pregnancy #humor #drawing #clevernest

#3 Deviant Reliever
I pooped in the backseat of our car. This was totally ok and socially normal.
Crazy Preggo Dreams, illustrated. these are so ridiculous! #funny #pregnancy #humor #drawing #clevernest

#4 Tragedy to Infinity and Beyond
I was Buzz Lightyear's widow and upon his untimely death was forced to raise our space children alone.
Crazy Preggo Dreams, illustrated. these are so ridiculous! #funny #pregnancy #humor #drawing #clevernest


#5 Deviant Shaver
I was shaving my legs, in a public park, at night.
Crazy Preggo Dreams, illustrated. these are so ridiculous! #funny #pregnancy #humor #drawing #clevernest

#6 You're Not the Boss of Me I
Aliens were mind controlling everyone on the planet and I was the only one who knew about it. I kept trying to tell people, but the aliens kept killing anyone I told. It was frustrating.
Crazy Preggo Dreams, illustrated. these are so ridiculous! #funny #pregnancy #humor #drawing #clevernest

#7 Bridal Shop Nightmares
Gordon Ramsay had a new show where he helped failing bridal shops reinvent themselves. Much like his other show, Kitchen Nightmares, that I like to watch, sometimes at night. Wonder how this dream happened...
Crazy Preggo Dreams, illustrated. these are so ridiculous! #funny #pregnancy #humor #drawing #clevernest

#8 Mission Ikea Break
Ikea was a high security prison that me and Tom Cruise were trying to infiltrate. I don't know why. we just were. and it was awesome.
Crazy Preggo Dreams, illustrated. these are so ridiculous! #funny #pregnancy #humor #drawing #clevernest

#9 You're Not the Boss of Me II
The mind control thing again, but this time it was by people, instead of aliens. I was the only one who realized what was happening (again), and I had to act zombified so no one would suspect. They made us do weird things like sleep in a room full of cold showers. In my dream life (and real life too!), this was an unspeakable cruelty.
Crazy Preggo Dreams, illustrated. these are so ridiculous! #funny #pregnancy #humor #drawing #clevernest


#10 Pet Hotel
I was a stingray breeder. But this didn't stop me from going on vacation! Oh no! because thankfully there were hotels with trained marine life wranglers that would board my rays in swimming pools while I chilaxed.
Crazy Preggo Dreams, illustrated. these are so ridiculous! #funny #pregnancy #humor #drawing #clevernest

and now, even more Crazy Preggo dreams!

#11 Travel A.D.H.D
I wanted to go to Argentina to see my in-laws (who really do live there in real life), but I only got as far as my grandma's house (this would be in an alternate dimension, you see, since Grandma's been gone for a long time!). Once there I got distracted playing with my childhood toys. "hey! I remember this Barbie!" 

#12 Breaking Bad Food Choices
I was a prosperous drug lord (oh yes, I can super bad @#* in my dreams!). I made use of a hit man who only asked that I pay him in snack food. Super convenient.:)

#13 Drama Under the Sea
I was the Little Mermaid, and I was living her tale, soap opera style. I was turned human, and on the run from Dad, aka King Triton. He had hired someone to kill me (only the best way to deal with a rebelious daughter!). But unfortunately for him the hit man had a tender heart, and befriended me instead. I lived in an apartment by the sea as I searched and pined for my true love, Prince Eric.

Needless to say, I'm highly entertained in my dreams. Ok, you can start analyzing me now.



    

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